Asshole Dog Greeting Card


  • 4.25"x5.5"
  • Folded
  • Blank Inside

These greeting cards are printed on 100% cotton cover paper and paired with a kraft envelope. They are hand letterpress printed on our vintage printing presses. Designed, printed and packaged in our Lawrence, Kansas studio. Singles are packaged individually in a clear protective sleeve. Boxes are packaged in a clear plastic box.


For When You're in the Dog House

Dogs give you plenty of reasons to say you’re sorry. You might want to buy these greeting cards in bulk! We’ve rounded up the top ways that your dog is an asshole in the letterpress design of this card. Just check the box and send it over. Of course we left the inside of the greeting card blank in case you’d like to write a more heartfelt apology.